B22COMEBACK

It's been a while since I blogged, and I am truly sorry for leaving you all hanging. I feel as though you deserve an explanation, and there are two LEGIT reasons why I fell off the blogging map:

1. Writer's block

In writing almost mostly every day, I ran out of things to say. 

I haven't run out of things to say since I was dubbed 

"The Mouth of the South" in pre-school twenty years ago. 

1992 REPRESENT!

To be completely honest, it kind of freaked me out... 

And to be completely honest, I just simply did not have anything to blog about! 

But no fear... After about 1.5 months off I am positive I won't run out of things to say, because I am only committing to blogging once a week. 

Wednesday sounds like a good day to me, since Monday is booked with Secret Life of the American Teenager (GUILTY!) and Tuesday is all booked up with 16 and Pregnant (GUILTY!) Thursday is the weekend-eve and then it's the WEEKEND! 

No time for blogs there.

2. Reese

Having a three year old is terribly exhausting. 

You don't believe me?

My day goes something like this:

After a night that may or may not have consisted of consecutive hours of sleep...

5:51 AM: Alarm goes off

*SNOOZE*

(have you ever noticed a snooze lasts 9 minutes? I knew you were going to question it)

6:00AM: Alarm goes off again. For real this time.

*AWAKEN*

Get dressed, possibly breakfast? And possibly doing my hair?

It all depends on how well the snooze went.

6:20ishAM: Wake up Reese

Sometimes he surprises me by being cooperative and not saying things like 

"It's not morning" 

Well, it is morning, and it's time to G-O! 

We are out the door by 6:45AM if I am on time. And by on time I mean lucky.

6:45AM-7:10ishAM: Drive to Reese's daycare

7:10AM: Drop Reese off. 

This goes one of two ways:

1. "I don't want to go to school *resists*" 

 2. "BYE MOM!" <-- what I prefer

7:12-7:15ishAM: Start my own commute to work

7:55AM: Arrive at work (if I'm lucky)

8:00AM-4:30PM: WORK NONSTOP OMG WILL IT END?

4:40ishPM: Start the commute home

5:20ish: Pick up Reese

5:45ishish: Arrive home

Dinner, Playtime, Possible walk, Bath time, Bedtime.

9:00PM: ME TIME!!!!

See? Exhausting. Very little time for blogging. Or anything else for that matter.